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"I must concentrate and get
this part down.The guys are
depending on me!"
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"Menkya-Where did
this come from??!"
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"Damm-my stick broke.
Anybody see where that
piece went??"
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"Yes!! It took me 20 tries,but I finally nailed down that song! My hand is about to fall off! Dave-Let's
hear that playback dude!"
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"Uh...Sorry Wayne.You'd blown that song so many times....I was playing Pac-Man on the computer....What
do you say about one more time??"
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"Ah..Dave? I just sang the wrong lyrics there...can we do that one over?"
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"Oy Vey...You don't even know the lyrics to your own song???"
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"Well,...no one ever said I was bright....."
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"Wassup Scooner?...What do you see??"
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"!!!" (Note-For the safety of our viewers under 18 and all small furry animals that are watching,we
must censor this picture.)
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"Hmmm.....What does that sign say?"
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"I wonder why......Let's find out....." *CLICK*
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COMPUTER VOICE-"Full erasure of all tracks completed."
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
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"Umm....I thought I had these bass lines down....They seemed simple enough...plus there's less strings
to play...."
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"Oh man, I can't believe this....Wayne's totally butching these bass lines...A Cafinated Drum Monkey
could do better......"
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"Let's try it again....I know if I just keep saying I can do these parts, I can nail them right?.....Right?"
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"Dear God-please save me from delusional Ex-Solid Gold Dancers ...Wait!!....By the Power of
Pat Puffer I got it!.....Uh Wayne....Can you go pick up a pizza? I'm really hungry and we shouldn't record
on an empty stomach.....Besides, pizza builds up hand strength & coordination for bass players....."
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"Hah!....While Wayne's gone I'm gonna blast out some bass lines and...."
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"Ahh.....Much better....."
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"Oh yeah....I'm rockin now baby! This is gonna be so...."
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"Uh Scott.....There seems to be a ladybug flying around my head in here....Need I remind you
that I must have TOTAL concentration while laying down these parts.....This ladybug is totally unacceptable
and is disrupting my creative talents..."
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"Fear not Chief Wadda-Wide....As the Lord of this Domain, I am totally prepared for any mishaps
that may arise!" Now.....Hold still little ladybug.....Hold still and......"
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"Hmmm....I'm feeling really slow & sluggish for some reason.....Maybe I should give GOR-GOR
a call and see how he always manages to stay energetic...."
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"Hey GOR-GOR...How do you manage to stay all energetic all the time?......Drink Jolt Cola?....Hmm...Hey-we
just happen to have some in the studio....Let me try some of this stuff...."
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"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"
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"Alright-no one's touching this stuff...It's mine you hear?....Mine,Mine,Mine!!!!"
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"Hmmm....This album needs something....Something more.....More of me!.....But what else can
I do? I'm already doing all the singing, all the guitar & bass parts....."
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"A-ha!....I know how I can get more of me on this CD....Drums!......I'm sure Monster Mike won't
mind...."
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"Let's see....I'll just erase all of Monster Mike's drum parts......"
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"....and now to add my drum parts in...Damm, why did Scott have to have Mini KISS in the studio
this week??"
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"There...I'm done!.....Tempos were steady......Maybe I should change the name of this CD to
"It's All About The Wayne!".....Burma Shave.......Where's the bathroom?......
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"I wonder why Wayne had me go to Rochester to get him a G string?....Guitarists....Let me just
check the playback real quick.....!!!!!!....What in the Holy Hammer of Todd Hobin is this crap!!??? ......!%$@?!.....How
could this happen???....Let me playback the inside studio video cam....."
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"WAYNE!!!!!......Alright...Where's the flyswatter?....Dammit!...He hid it!......Ooooh no....He's
not getting off that easy.....Now where did I put....."
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"Oh Wayne.....Here's Scotty!......I got that G String for ya...And while I was at the House
of Guitars I got this new axe for you to try out! ......heh heh heh...."
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